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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Dec 2, 2007 13:28:38 GMT -5
((ROFL DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAH!))
Attention K-Mart shoppers:
New laser torture machines available now only $19.99!
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Post by anasa on Dec 3, 2007 17:44:20 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
..........um.................Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I'm at check-out 2. Thank you. {click}
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Dec 5, 2007 0:24:04 GMT -5
Attention K-mart shoppers:Ifyou look to your left you'll see a mirror, punch it please.
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Post by Bastian Farix on Dec 5, 2007 17:44:48 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: Remember what I said earlier about mentioning Wal-Mart in the store. *Slight scuffling* You are now safe from the Doc, he's off to the hospital with a broken....everything.
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Dec 5, 2007 17:57:30 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: -zombie noises- donate your organs today! 8Þ
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Post by anasa on Dec 5, 2007 21:36:20 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: -zombie noises- donate your organs today! 8Þ ((lol)) K-Mart Shoppers: May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up? {no one reacts} Thanks, anyway. |
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Post by Zeth Gurido on Dec 8, 2007 20:02:02 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: Please, visit the new cannible section! Human meat is now 60% off. Also, with the person with the license plate numbered, 'Bite Me', please remove your car from my PARKING SPACE!!!!!!!....that is all.*click*
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Post by Bastian Farix on Dec 10, 2007 17:26:45 GMT -5
((lol))
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
Remember our motto- If Wal-Mart has it, we have it 10 times the price!!
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Dec 15, 2007 16:04:05 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers:
We are against Cannibals, that's why we eat them! Thank you.
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Post by Lan on Dec 15, 2007 20:47:06 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: -zombie noises- donate your organs today! 8Þ ((lol)) K-Mart Shoppers: May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up? {no one reacts} Thanks, anyway. ((LOL I found the real slim shady! he was singing my salsa in the back room.)) |
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Post by anasa on Dec 15, 2007 21:14:24 GMT -5
((lol. my salsa))
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--------------
{inhale}
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
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Post by Bastian Farix on Dec 19, 2007 16:18:04 GMT -5
((Lol)) Attention K-Mart Shoppers: If you would like to bet me $10 that you will fall for the oldest trick in the book, raise your hand. *Everyone raises their hand* Hey look, it's Michael Jackson!!! *Everyone looks*. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be gettin' a Wii this year.  |
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Jan 30, 2008 18:05:15 GMT -5
Attention K-mart shoppers the new thing is dragon eggs. You can get yours for 3 dollers hear on thursday |
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Post by anasa on Jan 30, 2008 22:57:09 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
uuuuuuuuooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Get off of there!
>_> Aw, man.
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Post by skyz on Jan 31, 2008 7:25:33 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers:
Cloned meat now on sale and non-distinguishable from other meat in the deli section. Good luck growing that third arm. [click]
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