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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Nov 27, 2007 21:09:42 GMT -5
Attention K Mart shoppers:
We've recieved word our grapes were poisoned and turn people into mutant kitten zombies with seven tentacles. Please eat all the grapes you can, thank you.
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 27, 2007 22:59:01 GMT -5
Attention k-mart shoppers: the giant crabs a loose and hungry please evacuate the Shopping center
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Post by Snowfrost on Nov 28, 2007 13:29:55 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers
Four Diabolical armored horses are outside neighing non stop, anyone who owns said armaggedon horses, will you please proceed to calm them down, thank you
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Post by Lan on Nov 28, 2007 17:51:48 GMT -5
attention k-mart shoppers- PWNED NEWB BWAHAHAHA I IS TEH L33T BANGERER!!! POWNDEDIDDY!!!
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 28, 2007 19:02:48 GMT -5
Attention k-mart shoppers: we are evaquating the building becaus the squid let the giant crabs out and they are hungry. We are currently rescuing the employe fron the spuid if anyone wants to watch tickets are two dollers. Thank You
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Post by Lan on Nov 28, 2007 19:16:32 GMT -5
attention k-mart shoppers the person who is driving the giant doomsday device outside, one of your turrets has its lights on
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Post by Lan on Nov 28, 2007 19:22:40 GMT -5
well bye peoples...Arissa...person
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 28, 2007 19:59:54 GMT -5
Attention k-mart shoppers pineapples and tyme are 30% off buy now befor they go
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Nov 28, 2007 23:32:25 GMT -5
Attention k-mart shoppers:
Please run out of the store screaming like girls, and don't mind the thousands of giant spiders running around: they're our new product, big spidey friends
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Post by anasa on Nov 30, 2007 20:47:41 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
Ahem...
My miiind is telling me NO
but my BODY
my BOOODYYY'S telling me yEEEEEEs!!!!!
{click}
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Dec 1, 2007 17:41:55 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: Make-it-yourself poisend cearal kits are 10% off. Also there is a baby dragon reaking destrotion in the drink section. It has a blue-jewled collor. If you own said dragon please come and get it.
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Post by Bastian Farix on Dec 1, 2007 17:47:34 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers:
The ultimate weapon is here! Please see it in the music isle. (K-Mart is not responsible for any damage done by the Barney song).
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Post by Lan on Dec 2, 2007 10:49:22 GMT -5
Attention k-mart shoppers.raisonettes in isle 12 are half BLAAAAAAAAAHH
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Dec 2, 2007 11:44:18 GMT -5
Attention K mart shoppers: AIMA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRIN MAH LAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Post by Zeth Gurido on Dec 2, 2007 12:15:10 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers: Doctor Octagonapus has infultrated the store. Please evacuate immedia-*BAAM*
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS, BLAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Store Explodes*
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