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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Nov 17, 2007 22:39:29 GMT -5
:pppppp
Attention K-Mart shoppers:
OMGMAHPOWERLVLIZOVURNAINETH3USANDZ0MGGGGGGG
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Post by anasa on Nov 20, 2007 17:46:28 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Please disregard that last announcement. That employee has been tranquilized and taken to a safe place.
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Post by Bastian Farix on Nov 20, 2007 17:54:25 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers:
If you work here, try not to mention Wal-Mart unless you can identify any drugs that might be slipped in your drink. Why do you think the last guy was so crazy?
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Nov 20, 2007 18:15:11 GMT -5
((LOL))
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Post by anasa on Nov 21, 2007 14:03:43 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Sanity is on sale at half price! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 24, 2007 18:30:40 GMT -5
Attention K-mart shoppers: I lost my, uhhh, that thing that, uh, helps you wait, if found peas bring to the managers office thank you
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Nov 24, 2007 21:21:54 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart shoppers--
New: Pet rocks on sale
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Post by anasa on Nov 24, 2007 21:22:37 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers-- Alert! Alert! One of the pet rocks has escaped!!
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Post by Joshua, the Wayne on Nov 24, 2007 21:23:03 GMT -5
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 27, 2007 11:06:34 GMT -5
Attention K-mart Shoppers: we have a flame torch for Vale in the back come and clame it
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Post by Zeth Gurido on Nov 27, 2007 19:25:52 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers: The flame torch has been extinguised and now a maniac is hitting people over the head with it, please stay alert until we ca-*THOMP*-Srry people, false alarm, go back to your shopping....while you can.....
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 27, 2007 19:34:19 GMT -5
((roflol if that maniac is my i exccept the compiment))
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Nov 27, 2007 19:43:04 GMT -5
(( srry ment me not my))
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Post by Lan on Nov 27, 2007 19:43:39 GMT -5
Attention k-mart shoppers...winnie the pooh*doink*, winnie the pooh*doink*.
merrie merrie merrie of be bouncy
whinnie teh pooh *doink*
Whinnie teh pooh *doink*
merry merry merry fuuuuuunnnn-THE SQUID IS BACK RUN FOR YOUR -ACK!- *gurgle noise*
MY LEG, MY LEG OH GOD IT ATE MY LEG!! OH PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME SAAAVE MEEEE!!!
*thunk and then complete silence before the shoppers burst inot screams and run around in circles eating grapes.*
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Post by anasa on Nov 27, 2007 21:02:10 GMT -5
Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Please do not eat the grapes.
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