The Mis-Adventures of the Oblivia Gang

[Aeric Ecrai]

~Mis-Adventure #1~
Link, Leroy, Kari, Zeth, and Damues stood in front of a cave entrance, geared up and ready for battle. Link turned to the rest of the gang.
"Okay guys, these eggs have given us a lot fo trouble in the past, does anyone..need anything off this guy or can we just bypass them?"
Dameus turned to Link
"I think Leroy needs something from this guy."
"Yeah, he's a pryonblade right? Those Devout shoulders?"
"Yeah, it'll help him heal, give him more mana."
Link turned to the sky, sighed, then turned bakc to the guys.
"Okay, we'll do a little R&E, then you come in with Divine intervention and imtimidating shout. Zeth, can you do a number crunch real quick?"
Zeth, after a pause, replied "We're looking at 32.3--repeateing of course--percentage, of survival."
Link looked at the gang again.
"Well, thats better than we usually do, can we-
Leroy got up.
"Alright chums, LET DO THIS"
He runs unexpectedly toward the entrance, weapon raised.
"LEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOY...JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!"
......
Everyone just stared at him a second then Link turned to everyone.
"Oh my god, he just ran in."
Everyone else ran in trying to save the idiot's life.
Eventually, they were all paralyzed on the floor.
Dameus turned to Leroy.
"Leroy, you are just stupid."
Leroy looks back at him, then pulls out a deep-fried chicken leg.
"At least I have chicken

Based off this

~End

[Aeric Ecrai]

Mis-Adventure 2
Link and Leroy were standing outside a large, darkened fortress which had stormclouds boiling overhead. It was laden with traps that included blades that swung down, darts, walls that would crush you, and other various contraptions of death.
Leroy looked over at Link.
"Hey, watch this!"
Link looked back and shrugged.
"Uh...okay."
Leroy took a running leap and did a forward backflip.
"YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!"
Then he got hit by a blade and fell through a hole in the floor to the spiky ground below.
"!#%$!#5 !@!@#%$! !@#$!@#$!"
He continued his language all the way down the hill, continueing to fall after he hit a sheep.
"@$#!#@ !@#%!#@ !!!@#%!"
He fell down a large crevice in the ground that beat him up even more.
Finally, he reached the ground and-
WHHOOMP
"OH GOD NOO!!"
Time proceded to reverse as he flew back up the rift and all the way back up the hill.
"!@$#! #%!@ !%#%"
He finally reached Link again and-
- Time returned back to normal.
"YEEAAH!!"
The blade spiked him down the hole again...

Based off this

~End

[Aeric Ecrai]

~Mis-Adventure 2 1/2
Link and Leroy stood in front of some monolith or..something, and Leroy pointed at it.
"Do you know what this is?"
Link raised an eyebrow "That's a-
"DO YOU KNOW WAHT THIS IS? RAAAAAAAAAGH"
A golden aura surround Leroy and his hair shoots up and turns blond.
Some guy with a spiky haircut and a blue jumpsuit runs out of nowhere.
"HE'S A SUPA SAIYAN!!!!"

Based off the beginning of this

~End

[Aeric Ecrai]

~Mis-Adventure 3
IN AD 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING
*kaboom on a castle*
Link: What happen?
Leroy: Somebody set up us the bomb
Leroy: We get signal
Link: What?
Leroy: Main Screen turn on
Link:It's YOU!
Dameus: How are you gentlemen?
Dameus: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Dameus: You are on the way to destrution
Link: What you say?
Dameus: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Dameus: HA HA HA HA
(hopefully this will make more sense once I get my comic I drew uploaded. Watch this)

[Joshua, the Wayne]

~Mis-Adventure #4

It was a happy day in the kingdom of DOOM. The skies were black and very EEEVIL, rain galloped down from the sky and easily dissuaded the thought of a fire to keep warm. Along the castle halls a noise could be heard, the soun-
"WOOOOOOT FTWWWWWWWW"
... Obviously, it was Da-
"AI GOT TEH FUUUUUUUUUNK YO"
... His partner, Zeth was sitting outside of the hall, readi-
"Shut it!"
... OMFN SHUT UP I'M NARRATING THE STORY!!
"I was talking to you, NOOB"
... I give up. Riddens.

"So, wucha dooin tunight? :p"
"I told you leave me alone I'm reading a book >:P"
"Mmmm cannai reed wun tew?"
"SCOOT THAT WAY"
"Mmmm, you know why I love the tape on my sh00?"
"...Why..."
"It reemindzz me of yoo... :P"
"AAAH!!"
"DOODZ WUSSAP?"
"Hey Huddy..."
"So wuddja dooin tunnight Huddy? :ppppp"
"Idk wth ttly, ttyl"
"Mmkewll."
"What's with the leet speak?"
"StDu nub pl0x"
"WTH man?!"
"Well I have a pineapple >->"
"Kk g2g ttyl."
"...That was... random..."
"Not as much as me :p"
... Are you two done interrupt-
"IMMA DESTROY YOU F00L"
... Froobs
"I like rain, it's very DOOMy, wouldn't you agree DOOM Zeth?"
"Whatever you say."
"Oooh whatevur Ai say? -giggle giggle- Mmmm I like thaaat"
"OMG NO OMG OMG OMG AAAH!!"
"Teehee"
"Oh, welcome back Hud."
"FWAPSSH!! Corey's wiff him TEW"
"I was just about to say that..."
"WASSAP!!"
"DOO JOO KNO WUT DISS IZZ?!"
"Well not exa-"
"DO JOO KNO WUT DISS IZZ?!"
"Err... Well I can't te-
"GRAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"OMGGGGG 900000000 AAAAAAAAAAAAA***AAAAA***AAAAA**AAAAAAH!!"
"...Mmm that sounds nice :P"
"Hudson, you done talkin like some dude off of Runescape yet?"
"Idk. So, why are we talking?"
"No idea, DOOOD"
":p Your base belong to US"
"I have a coconut :p"
"We knew that..."
ALRIGHT... I'm going to narrate now because you people are going WAY off of the storyline, by now you should be fighting som-
"WHO WANTZ TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE YOUNG GIRLS AND OR BOYS?"
"O.o..."
"¤.¤"
"ô.ò"
"Alrightey then DOOM :p"
SHUT THE @#$% UP!! I'M NARRATING THIS @#$! STORY!!
"You don't talk laike that to me boi uh-uh"
... Hudson then grabbed his sword and raised it above his head, tossing it with his fullest might tow-
"OMG! UP THERE!! IT'S A BIRD!"
"No, IT'S A PLANE!!"
"... No it isn't... it's a-"
"POOOOOPTAAAAAART!!!"
"o o"
"¤ ¤"
"• •"
Dameus then, leaping as high as he could, grabbed the holy golden poptart
-MATRIX MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-

Two men leapt at it as well, Dameus sticking out his little fingers and poking one in the eye, twisting around and with a face of >8O kicking the other man in the face. There it was, the golden poptart!!
...
Falling
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YES!!!!"
"Wtfn?"
"Oh, sorry..."
"Np :p NNNNNGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Falling down toward's the poptart, every second gaining speed...
Almost... Almost there... So close....
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It broke... The golden poptart...
It was...
Destroyed...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Corey turned to Hudson
"VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?"
"...IT'S OOVEEER NIINE THOOOOOOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!"
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!...Sweet :p"
Leroy glanced around wildly for something to smash and picked up a teacup, then crushed it in his hands.
"What is it with you two?!"
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY-"*gasp for breath*"-JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!"
"Ftw :P"
Dameus grinded his teeth, eyes blazing red, and turned towards the man behind it all...
Or is it...
KARI!!!
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Ftw :P shake and bake baby"
-shake and bake-
"YOO SOO MEEN!!"
"I no >:3"
":P sweet"
"THAT'S IT!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOO FREAKING ME OUT!!! I WISH FOR SOME RANDOM REASON THERE WAS A BUTTON ON DAMEUS'S CASTLE WALL THAT WHEN I SLAM MY FIST AGAINST IT THE WORLD WILL BEGIN TO RAIN FLYING METEORS OF FLAMING DOOM DROPPED FROM LEPRACHAUNS RIDING FLYING BABIES!!"
-beep.. beep.. beep.. beep..
The world is about to rain flying meteors of flaming doom dropped from leprachauns riding flying babies, have a nice death-
...
"FTW!! :D"
"OMG IDIOT WHY DO YOU HAVE A BUTTON THAT DOES THAT ON YOUR WALL!?!"
":P I like poking things"
-all in unison except for Dameus-
"...WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"
"Yea, we are. But I've got a helmet :P"

~The End~

[Lan]

misadventure four


Lan was on the move, he was more determined than ever...
He dripped, downed by a shadowy force, dirt and dust mixed with swamp water filled his mouth.
*ack* Oh god my teeth, my beautiful TEETH!
suddenly a glowing form tose out of the swamp and turned to him.
"dirty mouth?"
"excuse me?" asked Lan
"DIRTY MOUTH?!?!?!!?!?!"
"Yes my mouth is dirty what do you want?!" =()
"Clean it up with Orbit White!"
Lan chewed gum.
"Fabulous!"


~end

[Joshua, the Wayne]

((ULTRA MEGA SUPREME OWNAGE!! "Fabulous!"))


~Mis-Adventure #6


ONE DAY in the land of SUGARPLUMS

"Hey, is there any reason we always fight evil for no particular reason?" Dameus asked.
"Well of course," Link answered
"we wear SPANDEX"

GO, GO OBLIVIA GAAAA-AAAAANG
YEEEEEEEAAAAAA
GO, GO OBLIVIA GAAAA-AAAAANG
W000000000H000000
*bzzt bzzt lightning*
W000H00000YEAAAAA
....

"WHAT in TARNATION wuz thayat?" Spoke Leroy, unable to comprehend WHAT JUST FREAKING HAPPENED.
"ﭻﮀﭿﭩﭪﮃﮎשׁﮓע»»¾" Zach answered, as confused as he was.
"Excy00z m3?"
"¤±¿" Zach answered, bewildered out of his mind of what came out of his mouth.
"WTHAYS?" TsuKari shouted at him, slapping him across the face (trying to knock in some sense).
"Cice o blah teh ookoo neesha?" Link asked Kari, confused of what everyone was saying.
"AI CAYANT HEER YA! WHATURR YEW SAIYIN??"

... Well, obviously everyone's... starting to talk wierd... Hmm...
Let's look elsewhere...

There was a robed man sitting in an enormous cirular room. A room dark enough that the man's face could not be seen, sadly. A blue luster seemed to creep from the orb in front of him, the man's hands spidering along it as he stared far into its depths.
And he could see them all...
"AAHAHAHAHA! Finally, FINALLY I have discovered how to warp their minds!! With this power, I can destroy THE WORLD!!! Ahahaha...haha...haaaa... WITH A GIANT METEOR."

Oh, NO!! This man is amazingly EVIL!! Whatever shall we do!! Whatever, oh, whatever shall w-
"Shutup."
...WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
"...AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!! DIE, HUMAN!"
I can't die, n00b.
"WHAT?! I MUST HAVE THIS POWER!!"
Xpppp WELL YEW CAN'T HAVE IT!!
"MEGA ULTRA PENGUIN, DESTROY HIM!"
Oh, crap...
"Listen, whatever you are... I feel like taking the time out of my BUSY evil life of EVIL to tell you FOR NO REASON what I'm planning on doing EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T DIE and I'm USING AN EVIL PENGUIN to kill you WHICH SOUNDS MUCH BETTER than my plan to D3STR0Y TH3 W0R1D.
I'm gonna make everyone wanna go home. "
... Well that's the STUPIDEST plan I have ever h-AAH EVIL CHICKEN.
"IT'S A PENGUIN!!"
Suuuure.


"Wutz rawng weth yew peepl?"
"IDK!!WAITILS?!"
"C00c00"
"ØÆÓÞЖ→⅞"
"Lol you people are funny....Huuuuhuhuhheeheeheheeeee..."
"WTH??"
"C00blah"
"AAH what are y00 doin?! OJAEOPJAWEORIJAEPOFJIAWEFO"
"TAYK THAT YEW NYEWB"
"№∏"
"Huh?"

BOOM UNTO YOU ALL, FOR - WAIT WAIT I'M SORRY, *AHEM* I MEAN--
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
MY FELLOW OBLIVIA GANG, "FIGHTERS FOR THE GOOD WILL", YOU SHALL PERISH THIS DAY... IF... YOU TRY AND KILL ME... CUZ...
I'M GONNA SEND YA H0ME, AND YEW W0N'T REMEMBA
ENNETHIN
-OOOOOOH WHAT NOW-
SO LIKE.... FEAR ME 'N STUFF...
G'BYE *HANGUP*

SHAB000000000000000000000000M0AMSDG0SM0DGMAS0DGM0ASMDG0ADMG0

*****

Zeth woke up, entirely unsure of what just happened of which he doesn't remember in that I-just-had-waffles kind of way.
"HMMMM.... I get the strangest feeling I am entirely unsure of what just happened of which I don't remember in that I-just-had-waffles kind of way... Wait,
what am I saying? WAFFLES."
And so, Zeth bolted from his bed and ATE WAFFLES.
FOR THREE HOURS.
YEA.
"Fabulous!"
And it was then, Zeth realized.
"I DON'T SAY FABULOUS!!"

AAHAHAHAHA, NO YOU DON'T, ZETH. THAT'S BECAUSE I SENT YOU AND ALL OF YOUR PESKY FRIENDS TO YOUR HOMES AND TOOK AWAY YOUR MEMORIES OF HOW YOU ARE THE OBLIVIA GANG AND DESTROY LOTS OF BAD STUFF INCLUDING MYSELF AN-
WAIT...
GAH, NEVERMIND. *Hangup*

".........*beep beep beep-beep beep beeeep beep....B000P....BOOOP....
The person you are trying to call i- please leave a message after th-BEEEEP*
.........Cool, any waffles?"

NOHRRMRMMMMYOUDIDN'THEARANYTHINGHRMHRM*Hangup*

"THIS IS MADNESS!! THIS EVIL, IT'S SO GREAT THAT IT MUST BE DESTROYED!!
I HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING TO PUSH A BUTTON THAT TAKES ME OUT OF MY COMFY WORLD OF ZETH GURIDO-NESS SO THAT I CAN FIND THIS 'OBLIVIA GANG' OF WHICH THAT EVIL MAN SPOKE OF, NNNNNNGH" Spoke Zeth, and with those words he slammed his fist into the wall...
into a button....
*shlo0p*



Zeth was thrown face first onto the ground...
in front of an enormous cool-looking metallic awesome factory -of awesome-
"Well, this isn't that b-"
KAB0000000000000000000000OOOOOOO000M
"What the??"

HELLO EVERYONE!!
THIS IS THE "OBLIVIA GANG SONG-OF-AWESOME INTERMISSION TIME"!!
GUESS WHAT HAPPENS IN IT?
YOU GET TO LISTEN TO AWESOMENESS!!
....
Leroy and Link OBLIVIA AWESOMENESS theme: We tew keeewl-NNNGH CLICK IT

MMM, THAT WAS A GOOD CUPPA TEA WASN'T IT, NNNMMH?
WELL, KNOW THAT IT PLAYS DURING THIS ENTIRE LINK/LEROY SECTION HRM HRM

As Zeth turned his head to stare at the EXPL0S1ON, he saw two people walking out with briefcases in their left hands, in the others were guns...
Their clothes were tuxedos, and amazingly enough...they had SUNGLASSES....
0WN4G3
"We tew keeeewl"
"Yeeaaaah..."
"We teeeeew keeeeeeewl"
"Yeeaaaah..."
Zeth was stunned at the sight of these two men -in tuxedos - and rose from the ground he fell on.
"Who ARE you people??"
"Watch out sir, we have to do something extremely cool and random-- one second, if you wil-"
KABL000OO00OO0O00M
"Alright, kewlness mode"
Before Zeth's very eyes, another explosion did sound.
But the two walked in extreme slow-motion, nodding their heads sluggishly and straightening their glasses.
And then, FOR NO REASON, they did matrix-STUNT-DANCIN.
"What the..."
"K00LNESS Y00000"
"YEAAAAAH"
"Alright then..." Zeth spoke, "Any... reason.... you make things explode... behind you?"
"No" said the taller of the two, checking his SECRET-AGENT watch on his WRIIIIIST.
"Sorry sir, but we don't have time for too much chat."
"Why?"
"Saving the wo-"
"Making large explosions behind you, am I right?"
The shorter one jiggled his head up and down, left and right just a little, shrugging and circling his hand.
"Well... Yea, I gue-"
"YEAAAAAAAH"
"That's... AWESOME, do you like waffles?"
"...I remember one time when I took down three men with a single waffle, good times, good ti-"
"YOU WASTED A WAFFLE?!"
"Whoa, whoa sir!! Hold it!! Umm... Is there anything we can do for y-"
"WHY, YES!! For some reason a voice came to me and told me that I needed to find these people called 'the Oblivia Gang'. Umm..."
"No idea, but SURE!"
"Really?... That was... eas-"
"WATCH OUT!!"
The taller of the two pushed Zeth out of the way and raised his gun above his head and shot.
...
Squirts... of water....
...
into nothing...
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR??"
"No idea. Let's go!"
"Sure. ...Any random buttons around he-"
*shlo0p*



All three people, Zeth, Link, and Leroy, landed hard on the ground.
And as they looked up, they were astonished.
Everyone was the same person.
Wait, wait... I mean every person was the same....
Wait......
Gah, they were all the same one... Nnnn... Nooo, they...
Ah, nevermind.

RANDOM OBLIVIA SONGS OF AWESOME INTERMISSION... AGAIN!!!
ALRIGHT, AWESOME SONG COMIN RIGHT HERE!!
Planet Dameus Theme: Lol(CLICK IT!! OMZDOGMZDOGMDG)
Aaaah, wasn't that a jolly good crumpet?

"Who is that??"
"Who is who that??"
"Who is that who??"
"That!!"
"Him?"
"NO!! Him!!"
"Him?"
"Me?"
And, they all spoke in unison
"YES!!"
"...I'm... Dameus...." Dameus replied
"Alright. Well, I'm guessing since we just RANDOMLY met you... wait... I'm saying Random... something's wrong with me...
Anyway, since we just met you-WHICH IS AWESOME-....
...GAH!!
Nnngh... Since we just met you, lol, obviously we need to... Ugh, let you join us in search for the Oblivia gang and destroy the EVIL man who DOESN'T LIKE WAFFLES OAMDGOASMDGODMG....GAAAH WTFN IS WRONG WITH ME?!"
"....okay...."
Zeth seemed confused, Link and Leroy were of course off making things explode.
"Lol, really? THAT easy?"
"Umm... Okay... Let me go get my things... Be right back..."
"Wow, that was... easy, lol. NNNGH WHAT AM I DOING AOSDMGOASDMGOASMDG.....
Gah..."
Hmm.... Maybe when I talk, this world is affecting my speech? That makes sense, I guess... lol...
"UGH! Where are those tw-WILL YOU STOP MAKING THINGS EXPLODE!?!"

"We've been waiting here for ten minutes..." Link spoke grudgingly.
"We've not made something explode for ten minutes... I feel unpure..."
"WHERE IS DAMEUS?!"
"Over here"
"NO, over here!!"
"Don't listen to them, lol. I'm over here.
"OMG WTFN is wrong with you guys!! I'm Dameus!!
"I'm Dameus!"
"I'M DAMEUS!!"
The three random warriors who had no idea what they were doing were soon overwhelmed by hundreds of "Dameuses" crowding them, nearly suffocating their breath.
"Guys! I made it back with my stuff, when do we leave?"
"WTFN?! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!!"
"Gosh, don't be so mad... I had quite a bunch of stuff to get.."
"WELL NOW WE'RE RAMPAGED BY EIGHT BILLION... YOU'S!"
"I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING EXPLODE!"
"YEEEAAAAH!"
"Well, you know we can always just say BLAH and-"
*shlo0p*



Four men landed on the ground hard, slowly raising up and steadying themselves.
"Ahh... What was with all of those people?" Zeth said.
"WAIT!! I ACTUALLY DON'T TALK WITH ALL OF THOSE WIERD ACCENTS AND WORDS THAT I DON'T USE!! I'M FREE!"
"Lol..>->"
"WHY couldn't we just make ONE explosion??"
"YEEEAAAAH!"
"Shutup you two, for once just get exploding things out of your mind..."
"YEEEAAAAH!"
"THIS IS MADNESS!!" Leroy shouted, smacking his fist into... nothing.
Dameus chuckled slightly.
"THIS IS CAKETOOOOWN...."
*cough cough*
"Alright... so... who are we supposed to meet here?"
"Meet who?" Dameus asked.
"Have you forgotten already??"
"No, you're just fun to make mad. "
".....shniffleshnuffleblahblah...*squiggly squiggly*"
But in an instant, a sudden "B00H00" cried from across a long dark hallway.

OMG!! RANDOMNESS, AGAIN!!
ANOTHER AWESOME SONG -THAT REALLY HAS NO POINT AT ALL-
AND THAT ENTIRELY DOESN'T FIT WITH ANYTHING!!!
Girl Madness(NO OFFENSE TO YOU GIRLS OUT THERE): The World of C(lick it!!)
LOL, I hope Kari doesn't kill me for this... XD
Otherwise, MMM YUMMY MMMMMMMMM

(NOW, for the REEEEAL theme:
Kari's Theme: B00H00(CLICK IT OMGGGG)

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"OH NO!!" said Link for no particular reason.
"MY SHIRT IS MOVED BY THIS CRY OF SADNESS!! I MUST FIND THIS SOURCE AND COMFORT IT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!
SHIRT, AWAY!!!"
*z00mz00m*
"So, what's Link doing?"
"No ide-B000000M plz?"
"No..."
"Can haz burnin?"
"No..."
"What about him?"
"SURE!"
"HUH?? Wait... NNNN0000000"

Link had found the source.
It was a girl sitting in the corner with violet hair, and she was crying.
"BO0HO0! B0OH0O!"
"YOUNG MAIDEN, MY SHIRT IS MOVED BY YOUR TEARS. I WILL HELP Y-"
"ALL THE C'S ARE G0NE!! KILL!!!"
"Gah!! But for some reason, my shirt still wants to save you!! It motivates me to give you a cookie"
*Link gives Kari a cookie lol*
"MMMM C GOOOOOOD...CCCCCC
CCCCCC
WHAT OTHER THINGS START WITH CCCC?"
"Umm... C...CEXPLOSIONS!!"
"NNNAGADGASHDGAHGHGAAAAAAAA!!"
"Eep... Come with me, maiden!! I will save you!!"
"OH, THANK YOU!! B0OH00! B0OH-"
*shlo0p*


"Aahahahahahaaa... Soon, this world shall be mine!!"
Well you realize that since you told Zeth your plan, you're really just going to end up fighting them again... I mean, REALLY! That plan is pure STUPIDITY!
"SHUT YOUR FACE-TUBE, FILTH!"


"SHUT YOUR FACE-TUBE, WAFFLE HATER!!"
"WHAT?! But... How?!"
"I don't know... I'm just following them."
"Same."
"Ditto."
"Cccccc...."
The evil man looked confused and couldn't help but ask "Is there... something wrong with her?"
"MY SHIRT IS EMOTIONALLY MOVED BY HER CEREAL BOX"
"CCCCCCCEREAL!"
"Explode?"
"NO!!"
"Lol..."

The robed man knew that as their conversation grew longer, he could do just about anything and they wouldn't notice.
"Hehehe...."
"WAIT!! MY HAIR SENSES DANGER!!!"
"Gah!"
"[glow=yellow,2,300]OBLIVIA GUILD!! UNITE!![/GLOW]"

GO GO OBLIVIA-SENSELESS-RAAAANGEEEERS
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
GO GO OBLIVIA-WHATTHECRAP-RAAAANGEEEERS
W000000OOOOOOOOH
AWESOME RANGER
C RANGER
EXPLOSION RANGER
LOL RANGER
AND ULTRA-ADMIN RANGER
CAPTAAAAAAIN PLANET!!

"WTH? YES!! OMG, YES!!! I FINALLY HAVE STOPPED SAYING C OVER AND OVER!!"
"This is.... AMAZING...."
"LEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEENKIIIIIIIIIINS"
"<-@"
">->"

The robed man was stunned.
"HOW... How did you just turn AWESOME like that?!"
"[glow=yellow,2,300]Because...
WE
WEAR
SPANDEX[/glow]"
"SPANDEX???NNNNNN000000000000000000000!! THAT IS MY ONE WEAKNESS!!"
"It is?"
"Umm... I think."
"=P alrightey then, that's settled. MY SHIRT IS MOVED BY THIS NEWS... SPANDEX-BIG-ROBOT-THING...ASSEMBLE!!"
"Wait, didn't we already unite??"
"...AGAIN!!"

EARTH! AIR! WATER! FIRE!
HEART!!

"Wth?"

SAVING THE WOOORLD FROM DESTRUCTION
OF WHICH NOBODY CARES ABOUT
AND WE USE.... HEART!!
BECAUSE WE'RE R3TAAAAARDEEEEEEED
CA-PTAIN O-BVI-OUS!!

"This is... even MORE AMAZING"
"Wth is with HEART?!"
"Lol, you said Heart."
"CAN HAS BURNIN?"
"<-<"

"Alright, are you just going to keep trying to become more and more awesome? Because really, that was retarded. WHO in this WORLD came up with that line? I mean, seriously.
'H34RT ROFL'"
Hehe... I actually think it was kind of funny.
"SHUTUP NARRATOR."
...shniffurshnuffershiffles...
"Hmm... Either way, GAH!! IT'S TO AWESOME!! I... I CAN'T... WITHSTAND...THE AWESOMENESS!!!"
*dies*
"Well that was easy..."
"CHARMIN ULTRA-"
"BURN S'M M000RE"
">-<"
".....Heh... 'H34RT'"

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Yes... this is ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN...
You killed the WAFFLEMAN!! (Who don't like no waffles)
That was the last part I needed for this plan... NOW I SHALL CONQUER THIS WORLD, AND YOU FIVE PEOPLE SHALL BE MY FIRST TARGET!!
"Umm... Narrator dude, are you... okay?"
Always telling me to shutup, always acting like I have no opinion, ALWAYS NOT FOLLOWING MY DIRECTIONS. This will be PAYBACK!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Umm... You realize you're sounding stupid."
Stupid?? STUPID?? Let's see what YOU think is stupid when YOU'RE DEAD!!
"lol... You said stupid..."
Oh, yea. Laugh, of course. YOU'LL PAY, JUST WAIT!!
"=P"
NNNNNGH!!! STOP!! DOING!! THAT!!! STUFF!!
"Stop WHAT?"
GNNNAGNGGGGHHNNNNGH!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
"(I have no idea why I need to say this... Either way,) CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! STOP SAYING THAT!! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP ITTTT!!
"My shirt IS LAUGHING AT YOU"
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
*dies*
"Well... We have no more narrator."
"Nope."
"This is... WIERD..."
"Explode?"
"CCCCCCCC"
"Alright, you can stop saying C..."
"CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
"..wait, how was that narrator going to destroy us anyway?"
"....IS THAT A GIANT WAFFLE ON A FLAMING PAN?! IT IS IN TROUBLE!!
Everyone knows that a waffle's velocity whenst flying through the air and/or burning above a fire
is strong enough that it can literally destroy us all with it's flaming might of prominence, causing
a big enough explosion that this world and all others could be penultimately obliterated due to
extremely strong pancake-waves that surge through it every ten winters, which of course means
that as we speak that waffle may burn it's way through nothingness and for no reason at all it could
randomly blow up and-"
"EXPLODE?? YEAAH!!"
"MY SHIRT IS ASTONISHED!!"
"Lol...WAIT!!
PENGUIN!!"
*hugglez*
"No! Dameus, you IDIOT! THAT'S AN EVIL PENGUIN!!"
"C?"
"No, Kari, 'EEEEEVIL'"
"C-C-C-C-C!"
"... I'm going to take out my book and try to decipher what exactly you're saying, this is an exciting phenomenon..."
"...ZETH!! DON'T DO IT!! LIFE IS TO GOOD, DON'T WASTE IT LIKE THAT!! NOOO!! DON'T! DO IT!
ZETH!!"
"WHAT THE HECK?? IT'S JUST A BOOK!!"
"DON'T DO IT, NOOOOO!"
"Explode?"
"C"
">->"
":3"
"-_-"
"8O"
"?"
""
""
"C?"
"XD"
"8l"
"BUTTON!!"
(all in unison)
"NO!!"
"CCC!"
" Fabulous!"

~The End~

[Aeric Ecrai]

((>_> I dunno what to say. YOU'RE INSANE))

[Joshua, the Wayne]

(())

[anasa]

That was way too long and pointless for me to read it all. I gave up after the second intermission.

[Aeric Ecrai]

Lol =P

[Joshua, the Wayne]

((XD!!! Lol, that's the point.
It's pointless. [Not as pointless as my RANDOM DREAM today.]))

[anasa]

Misadventure #7

Arissa: Anasa! I need you to listen very very veryu very very very very carefully.
Anasa:.....what?

(From Invader Zim)

Misadventure #8:

Anasa is riding alongside Arissa on their horses, when suddenly...
Anasa:
"Do ya neeeeeeeed a break from modern livin'?
Do ya loooooooong ta shed your weary loooad?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried
just grab a friend and take a ride
togeeetherrr upon the open road!"

Arissa: o_0.......Did you forget your meds today, Anasa?
Anasa: A-hyuk! XP

(From "A Goofy Movie"....somewhat...)

Misadventure #9:

Towards the end of "The Maze of the Twilight", Arissa and Anasa show up and find Lan and Dire Sothe, who is knocked out by the gaurds.

Lan: Here's one.
Dire: I'm not dead!
Arissa: What?
Lan: Nothing!
Dire: I'm not dead!
Arissa: He says he's not dead.
Lan: Yes, he is.
Dire: I'm not!
Arissa: He isn't?
Lan: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Dire: I'm getting better!
Lan: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Arissa: I can't take him like that! It's against regulations.
Dire: I don't want to go in the cart!
Lan: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Dire: I think I'll go for a walk!
Lan: You're not fooling anyone, y'know.
Look...>_>....isn't there something you can do?
Dire: I feeeeeeeeeeel happyyyyyyy! I feeeeeeeeeeel happyyyyyyy!
*WHUMP!*
Oof!
Lan: Ah, thanks very much.
Arissa: See ya on Thursday.

(From Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

[Lan]

((YES))

[Lan]

Misadventures #10

Lan and dire ride up to a majestic castle.
"HELLOOOO?" Lan shouts at the castle.
"IS ANYONE THERE?"

A head pokes up from the top of the castle.
"Ahaaa, who are you?" says Anasa in a strange ridiculously fake French accent.
I am Lan, and this is Dire, my loyal servant!"
"We wish to talk to your lord, Link has charged us with a quest to find the holy snail!"
Anasa- "Well, that is very nice-ah. But you see, he is a vary busy man-uh!"
"We must find the holy snail! please let us talk to your lord!"
Anasa- "Ahhh, but you see-ah, she'sah already got-ah vuhn!"
Lan-"She's already got one?"
Anasa- "Yez-uh, its vury nize!"
Anasa-whispering to arissa. "I told them we already got vuhn!"
*snicker*
"We demand entrance to this castle!"
"No! Go away you silly English twit! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries! You cannot enter this castle you sons of silly persons!"
Dire-"what a strange woman"
Anasa- "Now go avay or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!"