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Post by Kuraz on Mar 16, 2008 18:21:15 GMT -5
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Post by Lan on Mar 16, 2008 18:22:45 GMT -5
as much wood as it could
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Post by arrucard on Mar 16, 2008 18:22:55 GMT -5
tis the chuck of the wood in which the wood would not be chucked for the wood that would be chucked could not be chucked for the wood canot be chucked by a wood chuck for a wood chuck does not chuck wood
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Post by Lan on Mar 16, 2008 18:24:58 GMT -5
I always thought it did chuck would, because in this case it's insinuating that a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Post by Kuraz on Mar 16, 2008 18:25:20 GMT -5
incorrect
he could cut a quarter of a quart of connifer if you gave him a quarter for every quart he cut
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Post by arrucard on Mar 16, 2008 18:27:33 GMT -5
aye but the quarter of the quart is much to short for a quart of a quarter to be cut
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Post by Kuraz on Mar 16, 2008 18:33:19 GMT -5
peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers than how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick
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Post by John on Mar 16, 2008 18:34:48 GMT -5
time for another free form piece:
stop the shameless alliteration
or i will be forced
against my will
to club you with a
T-ball bat
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Post by arrucard on Mar 16, 2008 18:36:50 GMT -5
but the as the batters bat makes contact with the ball the slugger makes contact with a face = ) MUHAHAHAHAAHA!
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Post by Kuraz on Mar 16, 2008 18:49:43 GMT -5
how many boards would the mongols' hoard if the mongol horeds got bored  |
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Post by arrucard on Mar 16, 2008 18:51:09 GMT -5
but how many hoards are there for boards for the hoards if not boards would be bored
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Post by Kuraz on Mar 16, 2008 18:59:03 GMT -5
*crick*
ow my achin back
might as well call workmans comp
it's thrown out again
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Post by arrucard on Mar 16, 2008 19:01:45 GMT -5
aye tis yer back a pain
making even movin such a strain
Making the man pay up fer yer sufferin
for yer back be bent and yer spine be in two
I say unto ye why should there be sick pay for you?
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Post by Kuraz on Mar 16, 2008 19:08:19 GMT -5
aye, that was clever
but you'll never counter this one
taint counterable
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Post by arrucard on Mar 16, 2008 19:09:54 GMT -5
aye counterable I be clever no but a haiku is what you wrote and with yer typemanship is true your
sight is a bit crude to you
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