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Post by anasa on Jul 14, 2008 17:03:09 GMT -5
The title says it all. ;D Feel free to add your own.
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
-Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
-Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
-Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
-I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
-Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
-So, you're a girl huh?
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Post by Lan on Jul 14, 2008 17:18:00 GMT -5
"  well this is odd. Here's one that never fails for me. "My Clark name is hi." I figured I should use that as long as we're ripping off hannah montanna xD |
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Post by anasa on Jul 14, 2008 17:18:14 GMT -5
-Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
-Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
-There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
-Which one of the Spice girls are you?
-I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
-I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
-Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
-You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
-Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
-You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
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Post by anasa on Jul 14, 2008 17:19:05 GMT -5
Hannah Montana? I've never watched that show, so I wouldn't know if this is ripping off of it or not.
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Post by Lan on Jul 14, 2008 17:21:22 GMT -5
Lol here is a haiku for getting hot girls
Hi senorita
I have five pounds of c4
Attached to your back
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Post by anasa on Jul 14, 2008 17:22:51 GMT -5
-You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
-Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
-You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
-I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...
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Post by anasa on Jul 14, 2008 17:23:15 GMT -5
lol. Romantic, Lan.
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Post by Lan on Jul 14, 2008 17:24:23 GMT -5
As always.
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Jul 14, 2008 17:29:23 GMT -5
-_- i know some really lame one but no body would get them
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Post by Lan on Jul 14, 2008 17:31:48 GMT -5
well that's what this thread is for.
Well hello there girl
You don't want us to go out?
I shall kill you now
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Post by Arissa Warrner on Jul 14, 2008 17:34:28 GMT -5
yah if you wanna get slapped
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Post by Lan on Jul 14, 2008 17:36:57 GMT -5
Lol I've been slapped once.
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Post by arrucard on Jul 15, 2008 22:53:33 GMT -5
Heh Not to Romantic now are ya?
~Wait.. YOUR A GIRL!??!!
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Post by Hans Messer on Jul 16, 2008 1:49:18 GMT -5
-hey,wanna go out with a celeberity,and by celeberity i mean..me*points to self*
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Post by Lan on Jul 17, 2008 13:20:23 GMT -5
o.O oh and arru who were you talking to?
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well this is odd. Here's one that never fails for me.
