FIRE FRIGGIN EMBLEM YAWLL

[teostrala]

To tell you the Truth I really don't Like Fire Emblem Owo;

[anasa]

Then, why are you posting in the Fire Emblem thread?

[anasa]

[Back to our main program...]

Serra: Hurry up, slow-poke! My pink hair commands you!!
Erk: Ugh...why did I get stuck being your escort?
Serra: Because the fangirls need an emo purple-head like you to fawn over!
Erk: I am NOT emo!
Serra: Whatever, Emo. But, hark! What yonder travalers does my eye perceive? Let's go check it out!
Erk: *groan*

[They arrive.]

Me: Who is THAT purple-headed slice of manliness?? @_@
Serra: See?
Erk: *groan*
Lyn: Erm...putting that aside...who are you two?
Serra: BEHOLD!! I am Serra, the healing maiden of youth and beauty and PIGTAILS! This contrary fellow here is Erk, my escort.
Me: *le gasp!* I've finally found someone as random as me!
Serra: *gasp!!*
[in the background: "Did you ever knoooow that you're my heeerooo?"]
Kent: Be that as it may, if you're not directly involved in this, I suggest you leave and seek shelter.
Erk: Gladly.
Serra: Nooooo!!! I've finally found my equal in this world!
[We embrace.]
Me: Don't tear us apart!!
Lyn: Very well, then. Fight alongside us!

[Lan]

le gasp!

[anasa]

Don't you like how I hit on nearly every male character to join the group? >w>

[Lan]

did you knoooww that you're my herrooooo



*facepalm*

[Bastian Farix]

lolz XD

[Bastian Farix]

I'm taking a break from Radiant Dawn. I just got Twilight Princess, and I'm already at the second area of Twilight. XD I love that game, and, oddly enough, I like wolf Link better than ordinary Link. Radiant Dawn may have to wait....XD

[Aeric Ecrai]

Twilight Princess was fun when I beat it, like, two years ago.

It's an awesome game.

As for the console Fire Emblems, I hold comtempt towards Radiant Dawn, which as cool as it was, got too boring to finish.

Sacred Stones is still the best.

[John]

Yeah, I'm still playing sacred stones however many years it is after it's release. Blazing sword is pretty awesome too. The console ones were bleh. I partially blame the art style and other game play changes, not to mention the less than compelling stories of the console titles.

[Bastian Farix]

@ Link: Yeah, Twilight Princess is a bit old, but I don't care about age usually. As long as it's fun. I'm still playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (from about 2002).
In my opinion, Sacred Stones can't hold a candle to Radiant Dawn. It was way too easy. I put the thing on Hard mode and never lost anyone. -_- I'm almost finished with Radiant Dawn, as I'm on the final Endgame. Right now Ike is dueling the Black Knight and winning, while the laguz royals are carving a path down to Levail so I can get the Wishblade, with the help of Brom, Mist, Giffca, Skrimir, and anyone else that can get a hit at the enemy, since there's only about 27 enemies. XD As you can see, it's not boring me at all.

@ John: Radiant Dawn's story is much more developed than Sacred Stones, and the gameplay changes made it more fun for me. As for the artstyle, I like the graphics and the 3-D look much better. The Black Knight made a much better character than Valter or Caellech, or Prince Lyon. The third class tier also made it much more fun for me.

[anasa]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

FRACTURED EMBLEM: The Belated Christmas Special

Henry the stuffed penguin: Anasa, why don't you make any updates to Fractured Emblem? There were like....two people who liked it!
Anasa: Forget it! I'm taking a break from OG and that is it!! Plus, I haven't played Fire Emblem in a while.
Henry the stuffed penguin: But, Anasa, it's Christmas! Surely you'll do a Christmas special!
Anasa: I don't care a lick about Christmas! BAH HUMBUG!

Later that night....

Lyn: Anaaaaasa! Anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *rattles chains*
Anasa: Wha?! LYN! What are you doing here? And why are you in chains?
Lyn: I'm poooooooooooooosing for faaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaart...
Anasa: O....kay?
Lyn: Anasa, you have negleeeeeeeeeected us for tooooooo looooooooooooooooooong...
Anasa: Why are you talking like that?
Lyn: Yoouuuu shall be viisited by threeeee ghooooosts tonight. When the clock strikes one, then when the clock strikes two, and theeeeeeen the final one when the clock strikes three....
Anasa: WILL ELIWOOD BE ONE OF THE GHOSTS?!!!!!!! @_@
Lyn: Noooooooooo....
Anasa: @#@%!

The clock strikes one.

Lucius: Awaken, Anasa, for I am the ghost of christmas past.
Anasa: 0_0 Wow. And I thought you looked girly BEFORE the angel suit!
Lucius: -_-# Shut up and relive your childhood!
Chibi Anasa: Daddy! Look! I just changed Lute to a SAGE class!
Anasa Papa: Stop playing video games and do your homework!
Chibi Anasa: But, DADDY, it's Christmas!
Anasa Papa: I said DO IT! *slap*
Anasa: That never happened!!
Lucius: Um...yeah, it did!
Anasa: No. No. It didn't.
Lucius: Erm...it was so traumatizing your memory covered it up?
Anasa: Lucius, GBAs weren't even INVENTED yet at that time!
Lucius: Uh...look, over there!
Anasa: What? *looks then looks back* Dang it! He's gone!

The clock strikes two...then half an hour passes.

Dozla: *puff* *pant* Why...why are you still in your past??? I've been looking *wheeze* for you everywhere!
Anasa: Lucius left me here...and this isn't my past.
Dozla: Curses! It seems I shall have to kill him for this!
Anasa: Why do you always kill stuff?
[Dozla gets back into character.]
Dozla: Gwahahaha! I am a Berserker!
Anasa: Wait...aren't you in The Sacred Stones? I haven't mocked THAT game, yet!
Dozla: GWAHAHAHAHA! I am the ghost of Christmas present, here to show you what marvelous things Fire Emblem fanboys and fangirls are up to this Christmas morning!
Anasa: Sure. Why not.
**voip!**
FE Nerd: ZOMG. I H8 NINIAN S000 MUCH. XO XO XO I'm gonna write an anti-EliwoodxNinian fanfic now! XO
Anasa: HEY! Leave that ridiculous pairing debate with Naruto!
Dozla: Oh, no! Forgive me, Lady L'Arachel, I have erred! DX
L'Arachel [off-screen] : S'all good.

The clock strikes three.

Hooded figure: ...
Anasa: *sigh* Are you the third spirit?
Hooded Figure: ...
Anasa: -_-
HF: ...
Anasa: -_-
HF: ...
Anasa: Well?
HF: ...
Anasa: Wait a second...a character that never says anything! Are you...Rath??? *pulls off hood* LE GASP! You ARE rath! @_@ *drools*
Rath: Come! And see your future!
Anasa: Oh, I'm lookin' at it. @_@
Rath: -_-#
Anasa: @_@
Rath: How about this? You make a Christmas special and post it, then you see whether you want to keep on with this stupid parody any further. Deal? It'll save me a whole lotta trouble.
Anasa: Can I...can I get a kiss?
Rath: No. But I'll give you an Eliwood plushie.
Anasa: DEAL!!!

Anasa closes book.

Anasa: So, little children, did you enjoy that? :B
Little Children: EPIC FAIL!!!! D:

[Gwydion Nefarine]

John: I disagree. Path of Radiance is awesome and its for GC. The graphics are amazing in the cutscenes, considering its the GC

[Lan]

lol nice Anasa. BAH HUMBUG

[John]

Jan 11, 2009 15:50:21 GMT -5 Gwydion Nefarine said:

John: I disagree. Path of Radiance is awesome and its for GC. The graphics are amazing in the cutscenes, considering its the GC

The graphics were ugly. The cut scenes were aight, but the actual in game graphics were terrible. They ruined the magic system, and the class progression was broken too. The game was too easy. Once you got Ike leveled up a bit you could solo just about every level with him. Sacred Stones is by far the pinnacle of the series.