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Post by Locust Dragon on Nov 30, 2007 18:02:01 GMT -5
Locust walks into the guild at night all the members sleeping upstairs except for the bookkeeper who is sleeping at a table .
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Post by Lan on Dec 2, 2007 10:41:59 GMT -5
((I bet the book keeper is gunna be like hold it right now or- IMA FIRIN MAH LASAAAR))
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Post by Locust Dragon on Dec 7, 2007 22:45:52 GMT -5
Locust walks into the book area and sees the bookkeeper asleep among a pile of books. He walks over to the bookkeeper and taps him on the head. The bookkeper says
"It midnight what do you want."
Smilling locust says "The book of paradise"
Instintly the man sits straight up
"Who are you"
"O just a greedy little ghost thats willing to spare your life for the book"
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Post by Locust Dragon on Dec 18, 2007 7:37:56 GMT -5
The bookkeeper says
"You Locust"
"No im the emporers ghost. NOw just tell me where the book is and i wont kill you"
"Never i am a mage of the mage guild and i will never tell you the mage guild's secrets i will -"
Locust draws his katana and stabs the guy in the arm
"@#@# UP already"
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Post by Locust Dragon on Dec 28, 2007 13:52:22 GMT -5
The bookkeeper quickly gets up and pulls a red book behind him on the shelf and the shelf slided away reveling a passage. Locust enters the passage. the bookkeeper shuts the door and locust turns around and curses him self for his stupidity. Locust walks down the dark tunnel for another few minutes when all the sudden he felt to tired to move. He looks down to see the symbol of the knights of the nine glowing on the floor.
"Ah f-"
A knight with a whiny voice steps out and says
"You came seek the book of pardise just as your old teacher told us you would"
"That tratorise son -"
"and now we will banish you to the oblivion relm"
"Cant you see im tryng to cuse people out here, you know its rude to interupt knight"
"Cant you see im braging here little ghost"
"Man will kill me already or what ever your going to do, your voice is like a nails on a chalk board"
The other knights start to laugh
"Be quite!!!"
"Just banish me already or kill me i mean your voice could bore a deaf man"
"Be quite im not-"
"Just banish me you half ogre"
"You messed up when-"
"O come on already your mother was a-"
The kngiht says a spell and banishes locust
Locust has left this relm
One of the knights says "hey sir he left be hind 2 swords and a backpack"
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The zombie cow says "MOOOOOOOOrains!"
