Josh the Very Loony Poster

[Joshua, the Wayne]

Some of you know me by Josh. Some know me by Joshua.
Others know me as Dameus. Some know me as Nicodemus.
A few might know me as Sean. Ivan(Ignacious).
Kaiser. Eadgar(Vile o.o). Theodore. Kurt. Alena.
Zodack. Awizal. Vesteroth. Skul'Kera. Leanne.
Selaine(Rose Vile. :P). Luccile. Luthas.
Breart. Kaleel. Khamed. Elasia. Marissa. Damion.
Nicodemus(THE CRIMSON KNIGHT). Liinck. Karion.
Notlimach. Ivy. Rachael. (Randaull)Orion. (Valaerie)Luminara. (Meriel)Sorcera. (Hecdor)Vexxus.

Some might recognize me if I say Abberroc. Ragnarok.
Velveshde(That name sounds weird). Vexxaccus(Even weirder). Exxodion(STOP BEING WEIRD).

Maaaaybe a few would remember the name if I said "Josh the Very Lonely Poster."
OH. Some might also recognize "Sir Aaron Zaladis Valter"
And some might also recognize... umm...
I'll try to remember her name. Maggie Wrist? Yeah.

Others might remember me if I mention this: "Oh yeah that guy who made posts so long that I wish I could have shot him with a machine gun and kicked his computer."




OH WAITTTTTTTTTTT;ASLDFJ;ASLDJF
Hmm. One more thing I keep forgetting. Uhh.
...Uhh.. Forgot again. Nevermind.



I don't know if I need an introduction. I suck at introductions.


Well I'll make a story. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Josh.
This Josh was invited to a site named Oblivion Guilds
Josh joined it because his friend had already signed him up.
And made him an email.
This email was titled... "Nimrodlover"
as;ldfkj;asd
So, this boy named Josh played on this site.
The site was very very fun.
Josh typed a lot of stuff. And made lots of names.
Lots and lots of names.
So many names that he's forgotten about lots of them.
And then, Josh was awll "ASdfj;alsdkfj" and deleted himself.
Then, months later, he made a new account-- "Eadgar Vile"
this account involved a weird priest guy
who killed people
hahaha
o.o
And then, Josh wuzzlike "as;dlfkasj;dlfkj" and deleted it again!!
Zomg!!!
He was even planning on making a real "Oh hi it's Josh" comeback on his birthday!! But he didn't come around to doing it o.O
THEN,
Josh had a taco.
This taco brought Josh an inner revelation. He felt like he should make an account again.
The taco changed his life.
Josh made another account named "Josh the Very Loony Poster"
People took guns and shot Josh because they didn't want him to spam their base with his "are belong to us".
So ended the story of Josh.
Sad story?


Yaaaa :D I just made it up lol. :p


ANYWAY.


Onto the factios:



!#%@$^

!!
A wild Josh has appeared!
Lvl. 35
105/105 Hp

Josh used OMG_I_NEED_TO_MAKE_AN_AVATAR attack!
It was super effective!

Pokeball, go!
boink....
boink....
KAPOW!

Aww! It was so close, too!

Link used Own_Nicodemus attack.

It was a critical hit!
It was supper effective!

Nicodemus was defeated.

Link gained 2 exp.

Pokeball, go!

boink...
boink...
boink...
......
Ding

Congratulations! You caught a Josh!

Would you like to give Josh a nickname?

Josh was sent to Bebe's PC Box No. 1.



Link: "HAHAHA! Now time to FEED HIM RARE CANDYS!! Then trade him on the GTS. Go figure Josh. Lulz."







Josh
lvl. 35
105/105 Hp

Favorite food: Food.
Favorite book: Eragon.
Favorite brand of laundry detergent: laundry detergent.
Favorite thing to say: Words.

IQ: Depends.
Classification of the Homo Sapien species: Josh.

Books of Storylines that he has invented because he has most nothing else to do with his life: 13.

Number of Characters: Dear GOSH I will not count.

Number of Epic Failures: x63.
Number of Epic Wins: not available.
Number of pillows: x3.
Number of inbox emails on Gmail.com: 1203.

Number of hairs on his head: About 63,671 (not counting eyebrows).


Number of cats: x2 (we found a stray kitten that's about 6 weeks old stranded in the middle of the road right after a rainshower WITH an eye infection)
Number of dogs: x1




If any other information is required, do ask.

[Lan]

Alright, not to rain on your parade, but you said Nicodemus twice at the top. Other than that, welcome back my friend. lols

[Joshua, the Wayne]

Actually, that's because in my storylines there are TWO Nicodemuses.
Nicodemus 1(the Crimson Knight), he's the late king of Raoro. Nicodemus 2(Dameus) is when Dameus is sent through time because the Primeval sword was separated into seven pieces. He wears his white coat that he wore when he married Elasia. The coat, made by the Aerons, was actually.. not "imbued" with magii, but a spell was woven around it. When I say woven, I mean that the spell affects the wearer of the coat and draws their energy to power it. The coat was "woven" like that with two effects:

-The coat's fabric grows stronger with the love of the wearer for their lover.
-The coat prevents others but the lover from recognizing the wearer. This traces back to old Aeron tradition because they believed that when two spirits were wedded, they became entirely different people. So by making the coat "change the identity" of the wearer(the wearer isn't affected, but other people can't piece together who the wearer is. And even if the wearer tells them who they ACTUALLY are, the other people still can't put it together. Awkward, but useful for Nicodemus).

Nicodemus 2(Dameus) wears the coat because since he is sent in the past AND the future, he can't let others recognize that he is Dameus. Just imagine how that would affect time, it wouldn't work at all. Therefore, Dameus takes the "nickname" Nicodemus to prevent saying "Oh hi I'm Dameus :D" in the past and future, therefore messing them up.


And yea, this all sounds like that cheap magic stuff--I know lol. That's just how the storylines worked out, and that's why I reference two Nicodemuses. You're not the first to ask.

[Lan]

i just got told

[Joshua, the Wayne]

Lol. GO FIGURE NOOB.
How does it feel!?#% as;dlfjkas;ldfjk
asd;flksjad;lfjk GO FIGURE.
TAKE THAT;AKLS;JR;L2K53!#%j
You... deserved it... :'c you... CRUEL... CRUEL.... disease of humanity!!!#@%.....

[Lan]

yeah sorry about that.

[Joshua, the Wayne]

Lol. You're fine dude, when I say you're not the first to ask I mean literally... EVERYONE I KNOW has asked that.

[Lan]

Id like to see you take a Lan quiz. rofl.

[Joshua, the Wayne]

Rofl. I'd probably fail it because I FAIL AT QUIZZES go figure

[Lan]

I just cant do anything. except rap off the top of my head

[Joshua, the Wayne]

I can't rap out of my head, sadly. I can continue spamming for five minutes straight without breathing though. O.O

[Lan]

same here. lobster bread

[Joshua, the Wayne]

Zomg. Don't go there w/ me n00b.
Pink shorts.

[Lan]

please. lets battle.

death nugget

[Joshua, the Wayne]

You are challenged by Clark!
Clark sent out Strider.
Go, Oprah!

Oprah used Dr. Phil attack.
Strider has become confused!

Strider is confused.
It k0'ed itself in it's confusion! Go figure NOOB!

You have beaten Clark and receive 1 Perm Ban.