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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 4, 2007 7:16:30 GMT -5
locust lays on the beach looking up at the cloady sky Xan sitting on a rock eating a orange. locust lays there for a while until he hears a horse and stands up and turns around. there he sees a short knight in silver armour with a silver claymore and a silver 2h axe on his back on a white war-horse with silver armour with elven carvings. locust draws his katana and prepars for the knight to charge but the short knight climbs off the horse and runs at locust without a weapon. locust completly confussed just stands there the kngiht hugs locust and locust smells his flesh burning from the holy armour the knight says "e cusion its me elad" locust holds back a surge of pain as his skin begins to blister elad lets go locust turns and jumps into the water and steam comes off the water locust sighs in relife as the burning and blistering stops. locust gets out of the water and eld says "where es your esister" "i dont have a cusion named elad" "im eorik" ".....wait your lad" "eyes that is what i esaid"
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 8, 2007 21:36:09 GMT -5
locust hears hooves and sees elads horse behind him but the noise is coming from behind locust. locust turns around and sees 10 knights riding towards locust the knights surrounds locust and elad "#@$@ im such a idiot i let my guard down" 1 of the knights says "move paladin we will handle this" "E can handle this this e's job" "e what are you some kind of retard" locust notices eye tiwch "no one calles Elad A etard" says elad drawing his 2h axe "put the weapon waway you retarded" elad goes beserk and hacks the knight that called him a retared to pieces befor the other knights could react all the knights jump down with swords in hand and tries to kill elad locust cringes as the knights are all hacked to pieces in elads beserk rage elad stands there surounded by gore panting locust says "you need to see a shrink" "they say elad a etard no 1 calles elad a etard" says elad panting "um..............yaaaaaaaa"
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 9, 2007 16:40:42 GMT -5
locust sits on a rock "hey elocust you have a ecut" "what" says locust and looks at his hand and theres a tiny cut "e will heal et" "what wait no no-" starts locust but elad casts a healing spell and locust his set on fire locust runs around in circles for a while yells "o sweet deadra lords it burns it burns" "em why edont eou just estop edrop and erole" locust stops drops and roles but the fire doesnt go out "get some unclean water" says locust still on fire a few secounds later elad splashes water on locust "thanks where did you get that water" "over in the little house with the moon on it" locust eye twitches "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it off i need to be clean" "ill get it off with holy water" "what wait n-" elad splashes holy water on locust and he catches fire again
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 9, 2007 21:40:50 GMT -5
locust jumps in the water and the fire goes out locust sighs in relief. elad comes running yelling "dont worry i got more holy water" "NO! PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN" yells locust and elad stops and puts the bottle in his backpack
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 10, 2007 17:48:27 GMT -5
"you sure you dont need holy water it will heal those burns" "no i prefer more unnatural ways" says locust and falls asleep floating in the water. locust sleeps for a hour while elad tries to comunicate with xan. locust wakes up and walks out of the water "hey locust is this monkey deaf" locust sighs "no" "why cant he talk to me" "because your a high elf remeber" "o ya....why cant high elves talk to animals" "cause you guys dont have beast tounge" "why" "if you ask why 1 more time im going to throw you in the lake you expensive tin can" says locust "like eyou could epick me up eyou scrawny ehalf blooded egiant" "what ever you say you short paladin" says locust smilling elad pauses for a long time then says "um im e out of ecomebacks"
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 10, 2007 18:36:07 GMT -5
locust picks xan and starts to walk off "o no your not e leaving me. emom told eme to not leave until eme have echrissy" "why is she so obsesed with getting chrissy" "shes e afraid for e her" "aunt Ita worried about someone other than her self" "shes a nice elady" "shes a @$@$" elad punches locust in the stomach hard knocking him down "dont eyou ever ecall mommy a #@$@" locust gets back up "o realy shes a youtube.com/watch?v=3-XHQa3oVFY&mode=related&search= ((elads mom's themesong warning cusing)) O #%#%" says locust and elad pucnches him so hard he slids "she is you retard" "dont call me A ETARDE" yells elad in rage and charges locust with his 2h axe locust streches his arm out and keeps elad a safe distants away elad swinging wildly but only hitting air |
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 10, 2007 19:46:46 GMT -5
after a while elad calms down "why do you have to be so tall" says elad "what happened to all the es" "what do e mean" "nothermind" "so where are we going" "I am going to the red ring road i heard a rumor a long time ago that there was a cave nere there with a powerful weapon" ((its not its just a avreg weapon so Link dont get @#$@ off)) "im coming" "no way in oblivion you can go back to your mommy and cry" "em not leeaving until emommy gets ehere" "WHAT! shes coming here" "yes in 1 week" "o for the love of the oblivion diminsion not not that old hag!" "shes not old" "not if it wasnt for that amulit i gave her when i was 3" then the strange party leaves ((a midget high elf a undead giant half wood elf and a clepto lemur.what could go wrong. scary pic "im scared now"))
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Post by Aeric Ecrai on Sept 15, 2007 7:56:22 GMT -5
((They can still be enchanted and powerful, just not godly like people were making there's. Plus, it'd can't mimic an already existing weapon or hold an unorthodox element.))
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Post by Bastian Farix on Sept 23, 2007 13:40:27 GMT -5
((Would being unbreakable be unorthodox?))
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 25, 2007 6:09:21 GMT -5
The group arrives at the lake at night elad shaking and his armour ratling.
"whats with you" says locust
"im escared of the edark"
"your in @$@$ suit of armour that protects you from unholy creatures what could you be scared of"
"im scaredded of the ebuggy man"
locust sights "how can i be related to this guy" thinks locuts
"can can we estop for tonight and make a fire so the ebugy man cant eget me"
"fine" "its like carring for a 3 year old" they stop and make camp
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Post by Aeric Ecrai on Sept 26, 2007 22:24:11 GMT -5
((No, unorthodox as in..this holds the element of cheese..or time travel..and such))
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Post by Bastian Farix on Sept 28, 2007 16:37:14 GMT -5
"Riko" stands in the forest, far from detectable. Aww, the big bad thief has a brother. That must be why he let you go. Riko's alternate form mused. So I was right: this is the imfamous Locust Draco.
Who in Oblivion is he?! the real Riko asks, also silently. And why don't you release me? You have your answer.
.....Fine. But I'll be back. After a few seconds, Riko, back to normal, noislessly jumps up to sit on a branch, continuing to watch Locust. "Locust Draco", he mutters. ((You can't escape me.  |
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Post by Locust Dragon on Sept 29, 2007 18:47:32 GMT -5
Locust sits on a rock elad mumbling in his sleep. xan walks over and asks
"What is it with the stupid 1 and being stupid"
"I don't know i think aunt Ita droped him on the head"
Locust hears a twig snap and turns around. Next thing he knows hes fling threw the air and hits a huge boulder.Locust hears a familer womans voice say "Leaf nephew longtime no see"
Locust not able to move
"Nice to see you Ita you old @#$@$"
"Im not old you stupid no good child"
"your 60 years old"
"your old enough to be my grandma"
"But i shall be a very very rich old lady with your reward money and your sisters inheritance"
Locust speaks in beast tounge to Xan
"Xan get the small orange bag out of my backpac and throw it at her"
Xan throws the orange bag and it exploads in a puff of green gas.
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Post by Bastian Farix on Sept 30, 2007 16:10:39 GMT -5
Sheesh, I thought he was about to get beat up by an old lady. Riko thought from his position in the trees. However....who is she? Who are you, Locust Draco?
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Post by Locust Dragon on Oct 1, 2007 7:39:24 GMT -5
Ita falls down unconcous. Locust turns over and sees his legs lying on the graound
"Ahhh @$#@ thats going to take a while to reatach" curses locust then the deadric insects crawl out of his legs and work to reatach his torn off legs.
"Xan you ok"
"ya i got a wif of that gas man it smells like a sewer"
"cause its made from sewer gas"
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The zombie cow says "MOOOOOOOOrains!"
